

                           LOWDOWN ON DOCTORS,
                         LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS

                         220 Jokes + 550 Quotes

                   Shareware Version 2.5 for Windows

Keywords: LAWYER JOKES DOCTOR HUMOR LAUGHS QUOTES LAWYERS WINDOWS JOKE

  "LOWDOWN ON DOCTORS, LAWYERS AND POLITICIANS," takes an irreverent
look at three groups who believe the American public has what it takes.

   Anyone who thinks all politicians are jokes...until they get
elected; who has been kept waiting by doctors; overcharged by lawyers
or believes the media is biased will enjoy this program.

   Contents:  Over 770 quotes, quips, sayings and witticisms from 425
authors with tart tongues and pointed pens pierce professional
propaganda and show why jokes about doctors, lawyers and politicians
are just symptoms merited by behavior.

   Each of the four subjects is divided into eight sections such as
Positive, Negative, Advice and Jokes to facilitate easy retrieval of
desired material.  Jokes, with more than 220 entries, is the largest
section.

   This easy-to-use program, written about in many Newspapers and
Trade Journals, allows users to Add, Edit and Delete their own jokes
and quotes.  Other features include:  Quote-A-Day, Filters, Sections,
Browser, Six Indexes, Quick Start Menu, Word Search, Key Search, Full
Page View Screen with Custom Fonts and Colors, and Context Sensitive
Help.  Version 2.5 gives you the ability to import external text into
the database via the clipboard and index it six ways.

  The program will work with any IBM or compatible PC running Windows
3.1 or Windows 95 with a VGA graphics card and a hard disk drive with
about 2.6MB of free disk space.


Published by:

         Micro Computer Resources
         Division MCR Software
         6116 Merced Ave. Ste. #81
         Oakland, California 94611

         Phone:  (510) 763-9134

         FAX:    (510) 444-6561

         Modem:  Compuserve 73327,1172

         InterNet:  73327.1172@Compuserve.Com

