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Dreams do not vanish unless people abandon them.

I'm rude, crude, socially unacceptable.

Just bring me my coffee, and s-l-o-w-l-y back away.

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Chocolate, it's not just for doughnuts anymore.

"Bother," said Pooh, as Ford pulled out the Electronic Thumb.

Stupidity is not a handicap.  Park elsewhere.

Hugs... one size fits all, and they're easy to exchange.

DON'T call me 'Tiny' - Sulu

Today's special at the Roadkill Cafe - German Shepherd's Pie

It's time for the penguin on top of your telly to explode.

No dolphins were killed to produce this message.

If you have used all your sick leave, call in dead.

Fantasy is reality made credible.

I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.

Today's special at the Roadkill Cafe - Chocolate Moose

Self is your most important friend.  Encourage your friend.

Friendship is better than love.  It lasts longer.

I'm not loafing.  I'm doing research on inertia.

I'm going to plead insanity.  Yes, I can get witnesses.

O.J. Acquitted.  Asks Judge Ito for his bloody gloves back.

My only original thought died of loneliness.

Best way to accelerate Windows?  Throw it harder!

Right now is a gift.  That's why it's called the "present".

I asked the bartender for a shot; he pulled out a gun.

Great minds drink alike.

"Without you, life was like a broken pencil, pointless." -Blackadder

Growing old is NOT the same as growing wise.

If I learn by my mistakes, I'm getting a fabulous education!
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