            WINDOWS 95 

Let the brave and the stupid try '95
Some will go under, some will survive
'Cause they have the loot, to buy a new drive

Let them find all the flaws, find all the bugs
If they succeed, give them all hugs

They are like Lemmings
drawn to the edge
When DOS apps don't work
I'll sell them a sledge

Will they spend long nights
Just to see a long [file] name
Will they plug and play
Or curse Gates in vane

Will it run faster
Or make you waste cash
Add a Sound Blaster
And watch the thing crash

Are 32 bits 
Better than half
Or is it a game
To make hypesters laugh

Buy some RAM
Call tech support
But what will they do
when "System Abort"

Are they pioneers
or flies drawn to cr*p
Will it find all devices
or need a re-map

It's all fine with me
Let them scurry about
While they find fixes
I'll be reeling in trout

   - Bryce Jacobs - 8/95 -

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