Top Ten List
Copyright (c) 1995, Joe DeRouen                       
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 Computer Currents Top Ten List
 by Joe DeRouen


 Top Ten Computer Phrases That Sound Dirty But Really Aren't

 10. "Can I optimize your hard drive for you?"       
  9. "Wanna swap BIOS?"
  8. "You should Finger me on the Internet."
  7. "My software is user-friendly."              
  6. "Just point and click."                                   
  5. "Hold on, let me adjust my joystick."
  4. "Let's share our Plug 'n Play technology."
  3. "Upload it to me fast!"                             
  2. "Insert floppy now please."                                     
  1. "Let's Laplink."                      


(c) 1995 Joe DeRouen.  All rights reserved.

