Brainwashed Jeans
Copyright (c) 1995, Ben Krompack
All rights reserved



              "Brainwashed Jeans"
               by Ben Krompack
     Member of The Oak Grove BBS - Toledo, Ohio

        here's to the digital watch,
        yet another icon of society
        trying to exploit my generation's
        inability to tell time.
 
 the astro-turf always looks greener on the other side
 
         here's to alternative music
         alternative to what?
         we may never know.
         who cares? turn up the volume!
 
  the chia-pet's a man's best friend
 
         here's to the pocket calculator
         so what if we can't count to 10?
         we may never need to,
         so there.
 
  a penny saved is a penny not spent yet
 
         here's to pay-per view,
         the temporary tatoo,
         and everything else
         that makes us who we are.
 
         here's to everyone who reads this
         and says "I don't get it."
         it's good to have you with us
         even if you never know your here.

