Top Ten List
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Top 10 Ways to Celebrate St. Patrick's Day
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10.  Drink enough green beer to make vomit look like antifreeze.
 9.  Load up back seat of car with fake rubber snakes, then drive them
     out of town.
 8.  Go to Keystone Kops revival festival.
 7.  Roll me over in the clover!!!
 6.  Fill up car with gas at Shamrock service station.
 5.  Watch "The Crying Game".  See if you can figure out which one's
     not really a woman without having to be told.
 4.  Rant loudly about those obnoxious Catholics/Protestants (depending
     on personal preference).
 3.  Listen to newest Siouxsie and the Banshees CD until your ears bleed.
 2.  Tear up picture of pope (only allowed if you're a guest host on
     Saturday Night Live).
 1.  Go braughless.


