
--- Bumper Stickers Seen On The Information Superhighway

I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to do.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs?  Neither did I.

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.

I'm mad!  This 386 doesn't spel any better than the XT.

To a cat: happiness is a warm laser printer.

Human being: automatic door opener for cats.

Assassins do it from behind.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

You're the computer, you tell ME where the file is!

I can fly!  I can fly!  I can...oh #$%&!

...and don't dangle your participles in public.

File MASTERPI.ECE not found: (A)bort, (Retry), (S)uicide?

Objects are just data structures with an attitude.

"Very funny, Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes."

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

"No matter how cynical I get, I still can't keep up." - Lily Tomlin

No dolphins were killed to produce this message.

He who stick head in fruit drink get punch in nose.

I'm in a class by myself.  Everyone else graduated.

Semper Fidelis: Always faithful.  Semper Gumby: Always flexible.

Oops.  My brain just hit another bad sector.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Yeah, it's done.  Can't you hear the smoke alarm?

To clone a felon, do I use the COPY CON command?

Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.

There will be a rain dance Friday, weather permitting.

Fanatic: can't change his mind, won't change the subject.

I like Barney...stuffed and mounted on my wall.

He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

Help!  I've fallen down, and I kind of like it down here!

Cows ride the space shuttle - the herd shot round the world.

The computer revolution is over.  They won.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

For sincere personal advice, page your sysop at 3 AM.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

I like your approach.  Now, let's see your departure.

The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Well, MY broker is E.F. Hutton, and... MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.

Situation normal: I don't know what I'm doing.

The first airplane hangar was built for drip-dry planes.

I just picked up a book called "Glue" and I can't put it down.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Stand back!  I've got a mouse and I know how to use it!

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

It just doesn't get any Beta than this.

ZenCrafters: Total enlightenment, in about an hour.

