See how many you answer yes to... That is your percent of Nerdity...


[ ] 1)   Have you ever used a computer?  If the answer is no, try taking 
         the Baker House Purity Test.
[ ] 2)   Have you ever programmed a computer?
[ ] 3)   Have you ever built a computer?
[ ] 4)   Done #2 continuously for more than four hours?
[ ] 5)   Done #2 continuously for more than eight hours?
[ ] 6)   ?  (For those non-MIT students out there, this translates as, 
         "Do/did you major in electrical engineering or computer science?)
[ ] 7)   Do you wear glasses?
[ ] 8)   Are your glasses broken (e.g. taped)?
[ ] 9)   Is your vision worse than 20/40?
[ ] 10)  Worse than 20/80?
[ ] 11)  Are you legally blind?
[ ] 12)  Have you ever asked a question in lecture?
[ ] 13)  Have you ever answered a question in lecture?
[ ] 14)  Have you ever corrected a professor?
[ ] 15)  Have you ever answered a rhetorical question?
[ ] 16)  Do you sit in the front row?
[ ] 17)  Do you take notes in more than one color?
[ ] 18)  Have you ever worn a calculator?
[ ] 19)  Do you read science fiction?
[ ] 20)  Have you ever used a microscope?
[ ] 21)  Have you ever used a telescope?
[ ] 22)  Have you ever used an oscilloscope?
[ ] 23)  Is your weight less than your IQ?
[ ] 24)  Have you ever done #2 on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday of the same 
         weekend?
[ ] 25)  Have you ever done #2 past 4 am?
[ ] 26)  Have you ever done #2 with someone of the appropriate (either or 
         both, your choice) sex (besides your consultant)?
[ ] 27)  Have you ever done #2 for money?
[ ] 28)  Do you have a Rubik's Cube?
[ ] 29)  Can you solve it?
[ ] 30)  Without the book?
[ ] 31)  Without looking?
[ ] 32)  Do you have acne?
[ ] 33)  Do you have greasy hair?
[ ] 34)  Are you unaware of it?
[ ] 35)  Have you ever bought anything from Radio Shack?
[ ] 36)  From Heathkit?
[ ] 37)  Do you know trigonometry?
[ ] 38)  Do you know calculus?
[ ] 39)  Do you know Maxwell's Equations?
[ ] 40)  Do you have them on a t-shirt?
[ ] 41)  Have you ever dissected anything?
[ ] 42)  Do you know pi past five decimal places?
[ ] 43)  Do you know e past five decimal places?
[ ] 44)  Do you own more than $500 in electronics (excluding stereo)?
[ ] 45)  More than $1000?
[ ] 46)  More than $2500?
[ ] 47)  Have you ever built more than $2500 worth of electronics?
[ ] 48)  Have you ever watched Dr. Who?
[ ] 49)  More than three times in the same night?
[ ] 50)  Have you ever read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"?
[ ] 51)  Was your SAT math score more than 300 points higher than your 
         verbal?
[ ] 52)  Have you ever done homework on a Friday night?
[ ] 53)  Have you ever pulled an all-nighter?
[ ] 54)  Have you ever redesigned a major household appliance?
[ ] 55)  Have you ever played a computer game?
[ ] 56)  Done #55 in the last three months?
[ ] 57)  Done #55 in the last three weeks?
[ ] 58)  Have you ever written a computer game?
[ ] 59)  Are your pants too short?
[ ] 60)  Do your socks mismatch?
[ ] 61)  Have you used a chemistry set?
[ ] 62)  After the age of 13?
[ ] 63)  Have you ever played D&D (or any other role-playing game)?
[ ] 64)  Since high school?
[ ] 65)  Have you ever entered a science fair?
[ ] 66)  Did you win?
[ ] 67)  Do you own a digital watch?
[ ] 68)  Does it play music?
[ ] 69)  Does it have a calculator?
[ ] 70)  Have you ever used a rare earth element?
[ ] 71)  Do you own a CRC?
[ ] 72)  Do you own a CRT?
[ ] 73)  Do you know RPN?
[ ] 74)  Do you own a laser (over 1 mw)?
[ ] 75)  Were you ever on a chess team?
[ ] 76)  A debate team?
[ ] 77)  Do you know more than three programming languages?
[ ] 78)  More than eight?
[ ] 79)  Have you ever made a technical joke?
[ ] 80)  Did no one get it?
[ ] 81)  Can you name more than ten Star Trek episodes?
[ ] 82)  Are you socially inept?
[ ] 83)  Do you own a pencil case?
[ ] 84)  Do you wear it?
[ ] 85)  Do you know Schrodinger's Equation?
[ ] 86)  Have you ever solved it?
[ ] 87)  Have you ever used the word "asymptotic"?
[ ] 88)  Can you count in binary?
[ ] 89)  Have you ever broken into a computer system?
[ ] 90)  A government system?
[ ] 91)  Have you ever changed your bank account?
[ ] 92)  Changed someone else's?
[ ] 93)  Done #92 for money?
[ ] 94)  Have you ever inhaled helium?
[ ] 95)  Do you know the Latin name for the fruit fly?
[ ] 96)  Do you own anything that is radio controlled?
[ ] 97)  Have you ever interpolated?
[ ] 98)  Have you ever extrapolated?
[ ] 99)  Have you ever used a modem?
[ ] 100) Have you ever reached sexual climax while doing #2?